Sven Roeder
11:14 Mon Aug 20
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It just made me laugh
The Dad was doing his best but the kid was unresponsive.
And possibly a bit dim.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
11:01 Mon Aug 20
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Sven Roeder 8:51 Mon Aug 20
If you don't take your kid(s) to football, how on Earth are you going to teach your kids to defend themselves against the Man U/Chelsea/Liverpool tossers at school?
You entirely remove, 'Yeah, well we might be a bit shit at the moment, but at least I fucking go, Wanker', from their armoury.
It's simple good parenting. I'm disappointed to have to pull you up on this.
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mashed in maryland
10:53 Mon Aug 20
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There was a really smelly bloke a few years ago who used to go to all the away games (someone once even started a thread asking if he posted on here), he had a beard and loads of lumps in his head. I can only assume the people with him were his carers, but they all used to end up sitting behind me and came out with some crackers sometimes.
Can't think of any in particular at the moment except once when one of them said after half time "oooh have we changed sides then?" and they all had a really confused sounding conversation about it for a while.
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Briano
10:46 Mon Aug 20
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2 Planks sitting next to me, Hernandez scored and one turned to me and said ' hey we're American and Mexico are our biggest rivals...we really didn't want him to score'
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Sven Roeder
8:51 Mon Aug 20
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Overheard an exasperated Dad telling his confused kid (maybe 6 or 7) on the walk (trudge) to the ground that he HAD been to the ground before.
Kid wasn’t convinced (WASTED TICKET, OBVS).
Kid then asked if Man City were playing
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Johnson
8:30 Mon Aug 20
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I refuse to believed this happens. All 52k STHs and match day attendees are die-hard West Ham fans, apart from the away end.
None are tourists, daytrippers or fans of other clubs.
Stop lying and go and support the Ys if you hate West Ham that much.
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BRANDED
7:03 Mon Aug 20
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Dad's with bored kids is very annoying. Kids shouldnt be st soccer.
😉
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eusebiovic
6:30 Mon Aug 20
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I was in a pub in the Old Kings Head off Borough High Street a while back and overheard two yanks suggesting that if London had just one or two football teams at the most it would be the most lucrative franchise in the world.
That pub used to be largely Millwall...At that particular moment I kind of wished that it still was!
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